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Didn't grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn't sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in!
Space Invader Hanging Planter - Give your succulents a cosmic makeover with this adorable space invader planter. Simply decant them into the silver hull through the hole in the borosilicate glass and youâre all set for lift off.
If you're bored of watching the slow and steady mass-extinction of your houseplants, it's time you got your hands on one of our Greenzaurus Drinking Dinosaur Planters. These cute cretaceous companions require almost no effort to keep alive. Just fill their little bowls with water and...
Just take a moment to imagine what it feels like to wake up feeling truly rested and refreshed. Not a weary muscle in your body. Clear head with clear thoughts. Fully ready to get out of bed and seize the day. This can now be an everyday reality thanks to...
Dress up your houseplants with these four botanical body-builders! Each one boasting their own set of powerful biceps, pert glutes, rippling abs, and extremely tight pants. Just casually displaying themselves, flexing amongst your foliage.
Wanna join the Calm Club? This soothing society aims to provide a tranquil enclave of calm in the midst of your otherwise mad and stressful life; a moment of mindfulness and peaceful reflection. They create products to help you slooooow down, unplug from the daily grind and just relax. It's powerful stuff! The Knit Your Own Comfort Blanket is an invitation to...
Sleepy Head - Our personalisation pixies have been working overtime to bring you Sleepy Head - the pillowcase with ANYONEâS FACE you want on it! Note, we said face. Not genitals. Just need to remind the weirder people in the crowd about the limits of our printing capabilities.
Two Faced Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Our bestselling Mushions are back - and this time theyâre double sided! Thatâs right, you can now get a cushion of anyoneâs face with a different image on each side, or even the same image, if you wanted.
Juuuuust Elf Yourself to ma lips, to ma arms, just say the word and they are yours! Sorry, got all Tom Jones-y for a moment there. Anyway - get a load of our new Elf Yourself Personalised Blanket! Never mind festive gift wrap, now you can wrap up your nearest and dearest up in this festive fleece.
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter - Ceramic creatures that slurp water through adorably long tongues. Everything you need to grow your own miniature plants, comes in four thirsty animals and herbs to choose from. The perfect alternative homeware gift.
Did you know that in the Minecraft world, time passes precisely 72 times faster than it does here on earth? Thankfully, this Minecraft Alarm Clock uses the same 24-hour clock that we all live by - otherwise you'd only get 7 minutes sleep!
Throw Throw Burrito - We guarantee youâve never played a party game like this before. Dodgeball meets card game as you go head to head collecting cards, earning points and flinging burritos left, right and centre.
PlayStation Alarm Clock - This is an alarm clock in the design of a PlayStation controller. What a sick gift for gamers, or even just someone who longs for the trill of an authentic alarm clock rather than their iPhoneâs âradarâ.
Triforce Alarm Clock - Ensure youâre up and at âem at the crack of dawn for all your Hylian adventures with our Legend of Zelda Triforce Alarm Clock. This golden giant plays official A Link To The Past alarm sounds to make you feel like youâve woken up in 1991 AND tells you the time and date in one quick glance.
Peek a Boo - Hidden Face Personalised Cushion -
What could be more liberating than a naked stroll in the woods with your nudist pals? Nothing but a nap-sack full of sandwiches on your back, fresh air circulating around your nether regions, just being at one with nature. Naked Ramblers are way ahead of the curve, one day we'll all be doing it/ For now, you can dress up your houseplants with this cheeky set of free-loving explorers - a butt-naked reminder to get closer to nature. Oh and to make sure you do some occasional pruning.
We're guessing you give the best gifts in your household or circle of friends. Perhaps you even fancy yourself as a bit of a real-life Saint Nick. Well have WE got the perfect Christmas present for this year... The Santa Yourself Mushion!
Lloyd The Llama Planter -
Collect cards, play your hand, throw MASSIVE INFLATABLE BURRITOS at your mates. Throw Throw Burrito - the world's first dodgeball card game - just got an oversized outdoor twist! The rules and unhinged fun remain the same, but it now features 120 oversized waterproof playing cards and three-foot-tall burritos to hurl at each other. It's Uno meets Nerf meets Total Wipeout. It's the ultimate test of mental strength and physical agility. It should probably be an Olympic sport!
Don't forget to wipe your self-lacing sneakers! We can't believe it's 2020 and we're still not cruising around on hover boards. This was supposed to have been invented five years ago! Ah well, we can wait. In the mean time, step into the future with this Back to The Future Hover Board Doormat. Featuring all the rad and zingy 80s stylings of the original, this officially-licensed doormat is printed on rugged coconut fibres and has a non-slip PVC base.
Two Faced Monster Mushions - Personalised Cushion - Itâs never been easier to get anybodyâs face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the Firebox fairies will do the rest.
Personalised Hidden Message Cushion - Give your soft-furnishings a subversive and sequin-coated makeover with the Personalised Hidden Message Cushion. These sparkly and stylish cushions conceal your own cheeky statement beneath a layer of stroke-able sequins. Brush them one way to expose your witty genius, and sweep them the other to hide 'em away. A fantastic cushion gift for her
Mushion - Personalised cushion. These aptly named 'Mushions' are wondrously weird. If there's as effective a conversation starter in the whole entire world than having your chops printed on a gloriously comfortable cushion, we're yet to hear about it. The ultimate personalised Christmas gift. Get them a unusual personalised present this Christmas.
Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp - Complete with offset cockpit, forward cargo mandibles, and rear slot for the engines, this diddy falcon is a perfect replica of the real deal. Itâs so realistic that if you slashed it open with a lightsaber, youâd probably find a tiny little Han Solo and Chewie inside. Youâll have to take our word for it.
My Neighbour Planter -
Sashay Away Doormat - Donât bother starting your engines, gentlemen. Youâll just have to shut them off again when you encounter the sassy majesty of our Sashay Away doormat.
Personalised Hoodie Blanket - Upload a photo of anyone you like and we'll get to work crafting their lovely mug into your very own wearable blanket. This thing will jettison you into new levels of comfort, relegating your previously top-tier dressing gown to the merely âdecentâ category. Regular blankets will never be enough for you ever again.
Monster Mushions - A giant personalised cushion. Get your face (or someone else's) printed on a giant cuddly cushion. A more original personalised gift idea.
This Christmas, treat the little helpers in your life to an Elf Yourself Mushion - Personalised Face Cushion.
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